The “Brokini” . . . a Bikini for Men
If you liked Borat’s bathing suit but want to show 8% less skin, this is for you. Two guys from Toronto launched a new line of bathing suits called the “brokini,” a bikini for men.
It’s not a two-piece, so it’s not really a bikini. There’s a single strap that goes over one shoulder. So it’s more like a skimpier version of André the Giant’s wrestling singlet. But with fun patterns.
They’ve got two versions for sale at Brokinis.com. One with pineapple polka dots, and a pink-and-white one that’s covered with flamingos. Each suit costs $40.
LITERALLY – NO ONE IS WEARING THESE! STOP IT!