When you finally turn on the AC it feels like you’re rich walking into your place. I finally caved and turned it on Saturday night.

There are enough ants on earth to destroy the human race. Yet they don’t. Be grateful.

This weekend consisted of 3 kinds of people… those who had lake access, those who stayed inside to beat the heat, and those who had to work.

A nice shower followed by a good coat of aloe vera, and then wait 30 minutes and apply the aloe one more time before bed. That’s my remedy for sunburn. Assuming you got that going on.

Dogs must be so confused about fire alarms. A loud noise suddenly beginning and the humans dropping everything to begin wafting the ceiling in some weird ritual dance. Must be so weird for them.